Can also be shortened to simply "syndrome." The unbelievable and unthinkable, not to mention thoroughly unfunky, shit white people do, especially in large groups.
The syndrome was in full effect when the whole crowd started doing the Chicken Dance during the minor-league hockey game.
The syndrome incarnate: Celine Dion, Paris Hilton, the Osmonds, Mormons.
The condition of being terminally unfunky. This occurs when when an individual attempts to ignore his funkentelechy.
Sir Nose D'Voidofunk epitomized the Placebo Syndrome. That is until Star Child hit him with the Bop Gun!