Pizza Math 

Counting act associated with sharing pizza between two or more people. As the number of slices diminish those desiring more pizza will attempt to count how many slices each person has consumed in order to figure out if they can legitimately claim the last slice of pizza (usually not wanting to look selfish or like a pig).

I was going to grab the last slice of pepperoni but I did the pizza math and I'd already had more than everyone else.

Pizza Math by Worldwind15 August 1, 2009

pizzamachine 

“pizzamachine” is a famous reviewer from Sputnikmusic. His goofball nature and extreme sarcasm/biting cynicism somehow are filtered enough to make great reviews consistently. He is also known to make a joke review or list now and then, bringing Sputnik to its knees. For example, his water list, which was the last thing people saw before Sputnik was down for days. Despite being an agent of chaos, he is also a well loved and known OG Sputniker that inspires people to write better, and be nicer to humankind, for he is benevolent. Nonetheless, his tendency to spew out reviews and stoic comments in a machine-like manner has enabled him to act as an enigma, a strange outsider who is known yet not known. His musical project dubbed “pizzamachine” on SoundCloud is equally curious. Either way, you will find pizzamachine on all types of social media, for he is never ending, and unrelenting. Don’t worry, he won’t bite.

“Sup pizzamachine” - evilford

“Not much hombre, just wasting time on my phone LIKE A BOSS🕺🏻” - pizzamachine

pizzamachine by Pillowmantotherescue July 7, 2023

Pizzamatic Immunity

A tendency of police officers to be relatively lenient towards pizza delivery guys, especially those with lighted pizza-place signs on their cars.

Sean: I got pulled over for speeding last delivery.
Dante: Get a ticket?
Sean: Of course not, gotta love Pizzamatic Immunity!

Pizzamatic Immunity by DanteP January 11, 2009

Pizzametheus 

The God of Pizza

Chris is Pizzametheus the God of Pizza

Pizzametheus by Pizzametheus March 8, 2018