tits that are so flat and floppy that you have to hold them like a slice of pizza
When she took off her bra, I had to use a pizza stone to suck her pizza tits.
When a girl has that nasty acne all over her cleavage
"That bitch has such bad pizzatits it made me wanna throw the fuck up"
large saggy breasts that hang in a triangualar shape that resemble a plastic grocery bag filled with liquid
you remember that girl I left with last night with the huge rack, turns out when she took off her bra she had pizza tits
Tits that have big giant pepperoni nipples
guy 1:"Man, look at the size of those nipples!"
guy 2:"Damn, those are totally pizza tits!"