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Used by the media to explain how politicians often say crazy things to appeal to their base during a primary, and then adopt more moderate attitudes once they win their party's nomination. More generally, it's a euphemism for lying or any behavior which upsets our basic expectations of the social contract. Mitt Romney pivoted on every major issue during the debate.
When Fabrizio slept with all those hookers in Bangkok, he pivoted on his wedding vow to be "faithful and true til death do us part." During the Srebrenica massacre, the Serbian army pivoted on the position that slaughtering thousands of unarmed and defenseless civilians is a shitty thing to do. |
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A hot chick a guy will bring with him to a social outing to make him seem cooler to other chicks. Generally she is just friends with the guy and knows she is mainly there to help him get some e-z pussy.
Dude, I love Steph! I used her as a pivot last night and I got to fuck this really hot chick and her mom!
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turn (spin) around on the spot - or turn from a central point On Friends, when Ross, Rachel & Chandler are taking the couch upstairs
"Pivot!!!! PIVOT!!!! PIIIVVAAHHHHTTTT!!!" "SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT UUUPPPP!!!!" |
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A pivot is where a start-up company decides to switch direction in how they make their revenue. This is often after their first plan results in failure. Pivot as relates to entrepreneurship. The yellow widget drew two dollars in sales, so the company did a pivot and decided to sell the pink widgets.
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A stick figure animator created by Peter Bone. Many people post their animations on Youtube. Also a phone's name. Pivot is easier than easytoons.
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Pivot is a person who will help the pointman and wingman get hooked up with other girls. Pivot whom walks in mentions a few good words about the wingman and pointman.
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A community on youtube who animate with the program Pivot Stickfigure Animator. This community contains many members, most of which are under the age of 14. Thanks to the main community members like PivotmasterDX, Hopdiddy, Deltapivot, and Magnificentness saying 1337 words and repeating memes and fads mindlessly, like they're funny, the massive community of noobs has spammed them and have now ruined the whole comedy of such behavior. Yeh I haev pivot, but i qwit becuz it waz too boaring foar me. But i still suck up 2 PivotmasterDX becuz he's popular and i'm a conforming prepubescent middle-skewler. it aer funneh when i talk liek this becuz funneh ppl talk leik thizz. So i herd u liek mudki- *gets shot*
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Pivot \ˈpi-vət\
Noun a : a person, thing, or factor having a major or central role, function, or effect b : the only female at an orgy. Jenn was playing pivot last night, only thing keeping it from being gay sex.
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