Joe: First of all, I always talk to you. Second of all, if i didn't love you, i probably wouldnt be taking to time to explain this. Lastly, i think you are really beautiful.
SO STOP FUCKING PITYFISHING.
Jim: I got attacked by this massive, vicious dog in the park yesterday... I thought I was going to die...
Dave: OMG! Are you OK?
Dave: Did you hear about Jim? He got attacked by a massive dog!
Fred: He's just pity fishing, I was there. He was barked at by a dog.
Someone who complains about something just so others can here them to give the complainer pity.
Pity fisherman are also usually compliment fishers (see compliment fishing)
PatsyReader: "awww poor you"
SmartReader: "oh quit your PITY FISHING!"