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A once proud institution who pisses away a loyal following with obviously bad, money-influenced decisions. The thrift store for all other major league baseball teams. A monetary drain upon a city that keeps asking for more and more while continuing to offer less and less. Akin to flushing one's money down a toilet. The response to the question: can a professional baseball team both suck and blow at the same time? Complete embarassment. Baseball Exec: Darn, I just lost my catcher for a season due to his thrid drug scandal, what should I do?
Assistant: I'll call the Pittsburgh Pirates and get their starting catcher. I have a used Plymouth I know they'll take for him. Mayor: I don't understand what happened to all of the city's revenue? Staff member: I believe we've been Pittsburgh Pirated, sir. Wow, last night I drank so much that I urinated in my pants, cried like a baby for hours, and then I left the bar. I think a made a complete Pittsburgh Pirate out of myself. |
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