|1.||Pittsburgh Dump Truck|
The woman lays on her back while you start shitting on her torso. Next, you proceed to scoot backwards to her face while saying, "beep beep beep" until you finally rest your ass hole on her mouth. This act should only be reserved for holidays or anniversary's.
"Susie will be pleasantly surprised that in her stocking this Christmas is a gift certificate for one free Pittsburgh Dump Truck."