Common pastimes include drinking beer and shooting things.
The most exciting event in their history was that they built a McDonalds.
At the high school, everyone is higher than their grades.
The mayor and the high school principal are d-bags.
On the plus side, if you're over 85, you have a wide variety of clothing stores to choose from!
And if you're in the KKK, you'll make tons of friends!
John: But doesn't your dying mother live there?
Zack: Still! I'm not THAT masochistic!
John: True... So you still on for hacking off our own legs with a butter knife on Tuesday?
Zack: Of course!
Me: "Yea, 5 people have told me! But no one outside of Pittsboro will care, no even knows where it is!"
Mom: Ew. You look like a hobo. Where are you going?
Mom: Let me check your suitcase.
Mom: It's full of hobo clothing except for this one outfit. What's up with that?
Ron: That's for when I go to S&Ts. That's the only place that isn't crappy.
Mom: Okay. Make sure not to bring me home an antique or fast food!