pitless

(When pertaining to cherries or other pit fruit): Having no seed (pit).

(When pertaining to a double arm amputee): Having no armpits. I mean think about it. With no arms, one cannot possibly have pits!

Sarah thought that those were Rainier cherries, but they were pitless.

pitless by Telephony July 22, 2015

Pitly 

Low-class or dirty person who may or may not smell like arm pits.

Some poor rich guy built a mansion, and then the pitlys moved in and ruined the neighborhood.

Pitly by Mil_Bib September 4, 2012

pitney 

West Indian/Jamaican origin, meaning child.

Rahtid pitney!!! I don't want to see you hanging around no riff-raff or else I'll fetch you a box!!!

pitney by Black Magic/Black Smurf/Jmac September 27, 2008

Piley Cyrus 

When you've needed to take a dump for days but can't, because you have a large wrecking ball stuck in your lower intestine, blocking your path to relief and leaving you full of anguish.

I can't seem to get a load out, I must have a bit of a Piley Cyrus.

Piley Cyrus by Majestic Lion June 11, 2018

Pitney Bowes 

The worst company in the world that destroys Ebay packages, also known as Shitney Bowes

Pitney Bowes is awful

Pitney Bowes by Timmy73OnYoutube September 14, 2020

Pilley 

Comes from the old English job of a gatherer of sticks . Once a Pilley had gathered enough sticks, he or she would beat the rest of the town into paying taxes to themselfs and thus self appointed his role as a lord of Leeds. This trait has stuck .although pilley are or liberal and have developed to more anarchic tendancies . Pilleys are good at spending money and enjoy spending others money to just as much. But they are generous too tThey were the first to move away from the capitalist system and promote free living and self autonomy . Pilleys make the best lovers by far without any competition . The world moves and the heavens shake with excitement at the prospect of being with one so perfect . So our advise is don't pick up a penguin pick up Pilley

dont be silly Pilley you've got the greatest willie

was that an earthquake no someone just kissed Pilley

Pilley by jarustifarrarilionfromzion July 6, 2010

petley 

An amphibian with 10/10 makeup skills who gives 1000000/10 head B)

"petley is god"
"I get on my knees for petley"
"I had a rough day, I should pray to petley for some action tonight"

petley by Cock-a-leekie May 10, 2022