The act of taking a crap in the dark, with the door open.
My dog walked by while I was taking a pitch brown, but it was worth it.
by Stermin Nermin July 18, 2011
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The act of taking a crap with the lights off.
Taking a pitch brown is probably the most relaxing thing I've ever done.
by ssspencerrr May 28, 2011