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1) a breed of dog that is often stereotyped as being violent

2) a rapper who is as talented as a bag of shit

What a cute little pitbull puppy...

OH GOD, not Pitbull again, can someone PLEASE put him to sleep?
by p567 April 24, 2009
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A bald mammal, who is originally found in the Dominican Republic, but likes to rumor that it is from Brazil. Being a wannabe rapper, A Pitbull has a hoarse, annoying voice, which it uses to scream random Spanish words at you. Its songs are particularly for Bar/Bat Mitzvahs and twerking. Believed by many to be the worst thing ever to happen to music, any Pitbulls that are seen must be immediately turned in for esploding our ears with crap.
Person 1: Wait! Did you hear that?
Person 2: Hear what?
(In the distance) dalé!
Person 1: That sounds like a Pitbull! Lets get him!
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A Cuban-American rapper who has about as much talent as a bag of dog feces.

Pitbull typifies the Miami scumbag persona perfectly. He is loud, obnoxious, a thug-wannabe, former drug dealer and he was twice busted for DUI (and acquitted because of course, it happened in Miami).

The now Mayor of Miami, Tomas Regalado gave Pitbull the keys to the city of Miami, which is a joke, considering the two DUI charges.

Pitbull's songs are basically re-hashes of other songs, to a repetitive reggaeton beat.

There are probably 2 million Pitbull clones in Miami, none of them any less talented than Pitbull himself. Pitbull typifies the "ref" persona in the 21st century perfectly.
Pitbull: "You know you wan'me, I know I wan'cha"
Me: "Go back to Cuba"
by OyeOyeOye February 21, 2010
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The most feared of all dog breeds, but the most awesome and loving of all as well. There Are NO Bad Dogs, Just Bad Owners...Don't Blame Them, Train Them!
PITBULL LOVE 4 LIFE
I breed, raise, train and show American Pit Bull Terriers. I love my Pit Bull.
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The most gentle, sweetest, most loyal all around best dog on earth. Unfortunately also gets the most bullshit, made for ratings, uneducated, bad press ever.
Why did that article say pit bull when it was actually an alligator? Dumb Asses.
by Big Bad Leroy Brown September 28, 2003
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The best dogs in the world. Feared for being violent but don't blame the dog blame the owner!
i love them they're the best dogs!
by i dunno? April 01, 2005
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A so called Cuban-American "rapper" and reggaetonero who is responsible for degrading today's modern music with his trashy, raunchy, lusty, and "below the waist" antics and lyrics. Like any type of virus, he somehow, someway attaches himself to almost every single Real artist's music tracks and gets featured alongside them, and pretty much destroys their original music just by being featured in it. Anything he touches pretty much just withers up and dies.
Tracie: Hey what's up Amigo? (gets into my car) How'd you like that new song by Enrique Iglesias featuring Pitbull?

Me: HELL NO!!! I ain't into any type of music with pitbull being featured in it. Enrique is alright though, but I just can't stand it when pitbull appears in his songs with that stupid yell he's known for doing.

Tracie: Why Not?? Pitbull is a very popular rapper right now.

Me: Rapper??!!! You call that Rap??? I'll show you some Rap. (I pull out my original 2pac CD, and put it in my car stereo, and Tracie begins to listen) Now that's what I call Rap!!

Tracie: Your so antique!!

Me: No!! I'm Old-School!! And I know what music is. Pitbull don't know crap about music. He's about as talented as a rock, and he NEVER will have anything on Pac, may his soul rest in peace.
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