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referring to when a man is abnormally sexually built up, so upon contact, the man blows his load.

Antonym- Whiskey Dick.
1) John tried to have sex last night but had pistol dick so he was done before he could even start.

2) I wish i didn't get pistol dick every time I fuck a hot bitch.
by RonKirkPants November 20, 2009
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Thy dick that hast thy shape of thine pistol. Commonly associated with people who have dragon shaped pistols and who are put into council for the sake of humoring people.
Wow! A PistolDick! How the hell did it get council...?
by Dinky Dino May 15, 2008
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Thy dick that hast thy shape of thine pistol. Commonly associated with people who have dragon shaped pistols and who are put into council for the sake of humoring people.
Wow! A PistolDick! How the hell did it get council...?
by Dinky Dino May 14, 2008
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The act of a loser spraying with a pistol on Call Of Duty 1.
*Get sprayed by some loser using a pistol on Call Of Duty 1*
- "Man, that guy is a pistol dick!"
by Big-Bush Nukka-Tush January 29, 2010
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