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1.
A person who enters a place of business only to use the restroom.
"There was a parade in the city, so most of our business today was pisstomers."

"Person 1: 'Have you been to that new cafe downtown?'
Person 2: 'Yeah, but only as a pisstomer."
by nickelback minaj July 11, 2012