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1.
The act of urinating whilst crawling around on all fours naked. Women can do this simply by pissing while crawling round, however, it is paramount that males place their cock and balls between their legs before commencing the act.
'Oh my GOD, is that Louis Morgan doing the pissing goat?'

'Holy fucking shit Chris Hanbury is doing the pissing goat at MY PARTY, w00p!'

'Instead of revising Craig Taylor is doing the pissing goat all over the law of Evidence'

'Look Sammi Gingell is so drunk she's doing the pissing goat and does not care.'
by Cragamuffin May 10, 2009