|1.||Piss and Fleas|
A vagina that stinks of piss and fleas because of its its aging sagging appearance and repulsive odor.
Scenario: 'on a train with some old lady sitting opposite you'
You are talking to a friend next to you and you are discussing vagina then you say:
'Take this old bitch, she hasn't had her wrinkly whatsit touched in years! probably stinks of Piss and Fleas!!'