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Incontinence Pads for the elder Female; used for non-control of piss track, leaves sweet Lavender smell instead of old stale piss, can be used as dashboard wipes, extremley absorbant for all domestic uses.
"Ahhh.. Joe dont you be forgetting my piss pads when you go Netto's, my Bloody Knickers are soiled"
by Glory Piss September 27, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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