someone who gets the booty ;)
OMG, Zherka is such a pirate
by TiffanyLhuvsYhu March 18, 2011
1) One who freely and illegally downloads software, music, movies, or any other form of copyrighted data.

2) The act of downloading this stuff.
ARRR! ME SCALLIES! I JUST PIRATED ME A COPY OF ALESTORM'S NEW ALBUM!
by Yer da =] June 10, 2009
pirates were thought to be people who stole from other people, and left a trail of death in their wake, but not many people know that, while they DID do most of that, their main purpose was to travel around the world giving candy to small children. the killing and stealing was just to get money for the candy. and for rum.
pirates also wore really sweet clothes, and it didn't really matter if they lost a leg... they still wore a peg-leg. they still do, actually.
rupert: dude my great granddad hated pirates!!!! he was awesome!
pirate: DIE YOU FIEND!!!!.... oooh... $50!!!! sweet! more money for rum and candy!
by sai-sai May 20, 2008
When a woman is giving a man a blow job until he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing her to cover her eye (like an eye patch) Then kicks her in the shin resulting in her hopping on one leg (as if she has a wooden leg), and screaming arrrr like a pirate.
I am going to pirate my girl tonight, she didn't cook me dinner.
by Frederick Dallard April 01, 2008
1.Can describe the pillaging robbers that used to roam the seas in the 17th century

2.or an abbreviation of the blockbuster movie trilogy, Pirates of the Caribbean.

3.Also the name of a NFL football team...I think.
1. Those greedy pirates stole my booty! Arrgh!

2. Pirates of the Caribbean was so cool! I can't wait for the third one!

3. Umm...I think the Pirates are beating the Giants...I think...
by TheCool May 04, 2007
The most badass category of humans to ever walk the face of the earth. Pirates don't give a fat shit about anything, don't listen to any type of authority, get shit faced 24/7 off rum, and spend their lives kicking ass and sailing around on a giant ass ship. Instead of just executing traitors like a sensible human, pirates used to tie them to their mobile ass kicking platform (ship) and throw them overboard to drag them around the ocean where they would slap against the side of the ship and get fucked up by all the barnacles on the side. Is that not the most savage thing you've ever heard?

Numerous studies by credible scientific journals have also came to a net conclusion in the past years that if you don't think pirates are the coolest you're probably a huge pussy.

"Wow urban dictionary poster, Pirates sound fucking cool. It sucks they only existed in the 18th century."

My friend. Anybody can become a pirate if they just believe. That and if they exhibit fine pirate traits such as not giving a dogs ass about anything, taking whatever they want whenever they want, and exclaiming badass phrases like "AARRR" when about to do something reckless like punching your boss in the face or going on to the Disney channel website without your parents permission. Notable modern pirates include Chris Pontius, Stephen Colbert, Sid from toy story, and of course the father of the modern pirate, Bill Clinton.

"Pirate" can also be used as an adjective. See below for examples.
"Hey did you hear that Jake took a shit on his supervisors desk after he got fired?"

"Wow that's pirate as fuck"
by PirateCaptain January 24, 2015
A man that is unavailable. Gives you attention for a short time and then drifts away in search of another treasure...only to find it is not there..and they remain drifting for the rest of their lives...missing out on the true treasure they could've had.
I liked him until he became a pirate.
by houstonsocialbutterfly July 09, 2009

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