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1. In olden times, circa 1700's, pirates plunder the seas in search of treasure, fame, and fortune.
2. In today's society a "pirate" is now known as someone who "pirates" or steals music and downloads illegally from programs such as BitTorrent or Limewire. 1. "Pirates were often known for their knowing of great sword handling."
2. "Jeff is a pirate, he downloaded the new Aersosmith C.D. off of Limewire!" |
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The Pirate is an oft misunderstood individual who can be seen absolutely pwning everyone around him/her. Well versed in the arts of cheekiness, deceit, extortion(sp), theft, blackmail, smarmery, and crazy acrobatic sword and or knife fighting. The pirate always lands on his feet, and always wins, even when you think not. naturally hates the ninja, as ninjas are overated far too serious for their own good.
the most 31337 p1r4735 sometimes join the ranks of the mysterious Shadow Pirates. ninja:ha! i have found you! now i shall avenge my family's honor!
pirate:psshh. piss off fuckface. yer mum liked it. ninja: how dare you! devil! now you DIE!! pirate: well, you are a sensitive boy aren't you? -proceeds to taunt ninja untill ninja rushes forward in a rage, trips ninja and takes his shoes and his wallet- ninja: i will find you..... pirate: bring yer sister. -walks away whistling- |
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When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye. Then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the pirate. Dude i gave Kevo's sister the Pirate last night.
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1. One who drinks rum, get angry, and stab things.
2. A sailing criminal who, sails on a ship, steals from other ships, lives without any law:only a set of morals, survives on goods stolen from other ships/ports. 1. "Yeah, he got mad, grabbed a large kitchen knife and killed those stuffed animals."
2. See such movies as Hook, Peter Pan, or Pirates of the Caribbean. |
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1. Pirates are way cooler than ninjas.
2. You must wear full pirate regalia to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster properly. |
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1. Always land on their feet
2. have cool eye patches ... even if they have both eyes 3. have dice 4. have guns 5. pirates are not ordinary humans so they can kill ninjas! 6. have cool ships 7. have better swords then ninjas 8. are all around better then ninjas 9. have a lot of movies about them (way more then ninjas) 10. wear red on thursdays 11. have graduated from Pyro Pirate Academy of One-Eyed Peter! 12. polish their peg legs 13. say thinds like scally-wagger and scurvy-chap 14. Arrrrr! need i say more 15. pack a mean punch 16. always have the best snacks 17. will make you walk the plank if your not as cool as them 18. start all the major fashion trends 19. don't go crying to their mommies ... like ninjas 20. know how to handle a lady 21. knows how to DAG people better then ninjas 22. have pretty cool boots 23. get all the tasty rum 24. have pretty good cursive 25. have more extended vocabualary then ninjas 26. are absolutley amazing!!! ARRRR! Arrr...me matey! I'm a pirate!
Joe: Dude, pirates rock. Greg: Iknow, they're totally better than those retarded ninjas! Cindy: My dad's a pirate. Joe/Greg: Cool... |
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A hot girl/woman that is refered to have lots of booty and a treasure chest. (has a nice ass and boobs). 1. Fuck man! That girl I hooked up with last night was a pirate!
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