1. Always land on their feet
2. have cool eye patches ... even if they have both eyes
3. have dice
4. have guns
5. pirates are not ordinary humans so they can kill ninjas!
6. have cool ships
7. have better swords then ninjas
8. are all around better then ninjas
9. have a lot of movies about them (way more then ninjas)
10. wear red on thursdays
11. have graduated from Pyro Pirate Academy of One-Eyed Peter!
12. polish their peg legs
13. say thinds like scally-wagger and scurvy-chap
14. Arrrrr! need i say more
15. pack a mean punch
16. always have the best snacks
17. will make you walk the plank if your not as cool as them
18. start all the major fashion trends
19. don't go crying to their mommies ... like ninjas
20. know how to handle a lady
21. knows how to DAG people better then ninjas
22. have pretty cool boots
23. get all the tasty rum
24. have pretty good cursive
25. have more extended vocabualary then ninjas
26. are absolutley amazing!!!
Arrr...me matey! I'm a pirate!

Joe: Dude, pirates rock.
Greg: Iknow, they're totally better than those retarded ninjas!
Cindy: My dad's a pirate.
Joe/Greg: Cool...
by Marsha/Betty October 13, 2006
A laudable term for a person held in such high esteem amongst his friends/coworkers/family for his impressive IDGAF qualities.

Though sharing many characteristics with wiggers in mentality, they do not share many in hygiene, music or clothing selections. Some of the characteristics shared are immediately evident, neither (a)cares much for authority or (b)is generally concerned for the consequences of their actions.

Pirates are all around you.
coworker: "did you just tell the boss the fuck off after catching you drinking a beer on lunch break?"

you: "yeah, so." (sips beer)

coworker: "you're a fuckin' pirate bro."

you: "yeah, so." (finishes beer)
by j.dot.awesome August 17, 2010
Where you'r get a blow job and just before you blow your load you pull your dick out of her mouth,Jizz in her eye, and stomp on her foot.
Dude,i just gave my girl a Pirate.lmao.
by Phat Jo June 19, 2010
A man that is unavailable. Gives you attention for a short time and then drifts away in search of another treasure...only to find it is not there and they remain drifting for the rest of their lives...missing out on the true treasure they could've had.
I'm always attracted to pirates...
by houstonsocialbutterfly July 09, 2009
a pirate is man who would sail about on a boat killing rapeing stealing and fuckin shit up for innocent people. pirates have now been seen by most western emos and scene kids as a man who would fight ninjas but they are wrong as a pirate would rape and kill them if they saw them walkdown the street
emo-hey theres a pirate lets go talk to him

scene kid- yeah man, lets

emo and scene kid get took to a boat were they are never seen again.
by joe123345345 July 16, 2009
amazing how people define what an actual pirate is on a SLANG Dictionary...

A pirate is someone who downloads free shit all the time, thus are pirating. Someone who pirates is a pirate etc...
I'm a pirate, I'm always downloading torrents and shit like that.
by sebastiancee December 28, 2007
A guy/gal who steals openly, and plunders often with a crew aboard a ship. Very popular in the 17th century especially in the caribbean. Also a slang language known as "pirate language", which includes alot of old 17th century slang. Alot of modern words come from this slang aswell.
Henry Morgan was a pirate, and there you got your rum.
by KevTheDreaded May 24, 2005
1• A person who once sailed in ships on a quest to pillage and plunder other ships and/or countries for food and wealth.

2• A modern career that consists of hijacking yachts and firing AK-47s and RPGs around Somali waters.

3• A lifestyle that, despite the risk of death and contacting scurvy and other ailments, is popuarly endorsed by Disney and small children.

4• The holy missionaries of the Pastafarian faith.

5•The jackass that's going to copy and paste this definition without my permission.
1• Blackbeard was a very famous pirate that enjoyed a wonderful live on the waters while sinking ships.

2• Modern pirates, not needing traditional pirate gear, prove that they can be equally badass as their ancestors as long as they have some military-grade weapons, but not as badass as the US Navy.

3• Disney's "Peter Pan" demonstrates that piratery can be fun despite every logical thought that would suggest otherwise.

4• The holy Pirate, Pete, dedicated his whole life to feeding the poor, building schools, and lowering the cost of cable. RAmen.

5• Don't you fucking do it. I know what you're thinking, you smitefull prick.
by pag0 April 12, 2015
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