1. Always land on their feet
2. have cool eye patches ... even if they have both eyes
3. have dice
4. have guns
5. pirates are not ordinary humans so they can kill ninjas!
6. have cool ships
7. have better swords then ninjas
8. are all around better then ninjas
9. have a lot of movies about them (way more then ninjas)
10. wear red on thursdays
11. have graduated from Pyro Pirate Academy of One-Eyed Peter!
12. polish their peg legs
13. say thinds like scally-wagger and scurvy-chap
14. Arrrrr! need i say more
15. pack a mean punch
16. always have the best snacks
17. will make you walk the plank if your not as cool as them
18. start all the major fashion trends
19. don't go crying to their mommies ... like ninjas
20. know how to handle a lady
21. knows how to DAG people better then ninjas
22. have pretty cool boots
23. get all the tasty rum
24. have pretty good cursive
25. have more extended vocabualary then ninjas
26. are absolutley amazing!!!
ARRRR!
Arrr...me matey! I'm a pirate!

Joe: Dude, pirates rock.
Greg: Iknow, they're totally better than those retarded ninjas!
Cindy: My dad's a pirate.
Joe/Greg: Cool...
by Marsha/Betty October 13, 2006

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When you're doing a girl (or guy) from behind, before you cum, spit at her (or his) back so she (or he) will think that you have ejaculated, and will turn around. When she (or he) turns around, ejaculate on her eye, making her (or him) scream "arrrrgggh" hence the name pirate.
Dude, James just pirated his boyfriend last night. His boyfriend's now wearing an eyepatch
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Parents In Radar Above The Ear... It means a parent is watching the computer/ cell phone screen and to watch what you say. Don't say something that might be offensive to the person's parents.
Chris: OMG did you see the shirt Kristen had on today? Oh wow i felt myself getting hard....
Bob: Yeah that was hot
Bob: pirate!
Chris: And then Billy slid into home plate that was awesome!
Bob: Yeah the score was 50 to 14!
Bob: ok she's gone
Chris: ok. i can't even say the things i want to do to Kristen out loud!
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1. A seafaring, swashbuckling, rum-guzzling, booze-smuggling, freebooting, filibustering, far-marauding, trespassing, sabre-rattling, word-cursing, gold-toothing, eye-patching, peg-legging, commandeering, vagabonding, bootlegging, buccaneering, highway-robbing, wave-raiding, booty-looting-plundering-and/or-pilfering-brigand. Occasional irritant to pre-industrial world trade and international shipping, see Captain Phillips. A person considered sinful and immoral by European colonial empires that engaged in the slave trade and ethnic cleansing. A dangerous criminal, unless enlisted on our side, and then known as a Buccaneer, a Corsair or a Privateer.
2. An original Pastafarian, as mentioned in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, one of the Chosen People, the precursors to the modern Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
3. The sworn enemy and worst nightmare of a Ninja, to which a Pirate is always incalculably superior.
4. A saintly computer programmer, making expensive intellectual property free through their Bay.
5. An evil, profiteering, fat-cat, corporate, commie, big-wig thief, freebooting online content for its ad revenue at the creator's expense
6. CAPTAIN, Jack Sparrow.
"Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free,
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want 'cause a pirate be free,
You are a pirate!"

"Why join the Navy . . . if you can be a pirate?" - Steve Jobs

"PIRATES. I HATE THOSE FILTHY BANDITS."
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by nogoodie2shoes March 12, 2016

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A pirate, a thief of the sea, sails around in a boat theiving, killing and generally pissing off the Ninja (its natural enemy and the only being to be worthy enough of a pirate's hate) by being so much better than it.

Here is a list of pirate superpowers:

- The ability to heal flesh wounds in a secong *as illustrated in most cartoons/movies*

- The ability to morph either hand to a hook and back again instantaniusly

- The ability to kick a ninja's ass

- Sink small islands with their eyes

- Summon the flying spaggheti monster *yet only if the need is dier*

- Whoop anyones ass at halo

- Legally buy pirated dvds/cds/videos/music

- They are ALLOWED to run around without any clothes on fighting other sweaty men, its practically a law

- The ability to beat, not only ninjas, but yes, even SPIDERMAN!!

- Summon a troop of purple flying hippos to their aid in battle

For this reason and many more, i urge you all

BECOME PIRATES!!!!

unless your not col enuf to pull it off that is!
ME! Capn' Bonbon *Best pirate ever*
BLAH!
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A pirate can be:

1. A person who sails the oceans in search of adventure and ships to plunder for their booty.

2. Any item made illegally (aka bootleg).

3. Maddox is also a pirate.
1. Arrr! I am a pirate!

2. Yar! The quality of this Star Wars DVD is awful! Shiver me timbers, it's a pirated version! Whoever sold me this will be walking the plank!

3. Pirates kick ass.
by Brick Wall April 23, 2005

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(V.) To find a lost item, and keep it without seeking out its rightful owner.

(N.) One who pirates.
1: Dude, nice watch!

2: Thanks, I pirated it
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Pirate's became Pirates mostly for treasure. That's not all though; they also became pirates for adventures, to see the world, and freedom. The freedom to be able to do anything they want. They are laid-back and cool-headed. Every now and then there will be a few short temper pirates. Most Pirates were out casts, orphans or strange compared to the normal people. Pirates would do more then just the stories, some pirates would help others in any means necessary. Their crew were their family, their friends; who they would have drinks with and gamble. Not all pirates were bad, but the ones who were ruined the others good reputation making them villians as well. Every pirate had his own ambition.
Pirate: "Hey captain! Come join us for a drink!"
Captain: "Hahaha! Bet i can drink more!"
Pirate: "Your on."
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