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7.
1. Always land on their feet
2. have cool eye patches ... even if they have both eyes
3. have dice
4. have guns
5. pirates are not ordinary humans so they can kill ninjas!
6. have cool ships
7. have better swords then ninjas
8. are all around better then ninjas
9. have a lot of movies about them (way more then ninjas)
10. wear red on thursdays
11. have graduated from Pyro Pirate Academy of One-Eyed Peter!
12. polish their peg legs
13. say thinds like scally-wagger and scurvy-chap
14. Arrrrr! need i say more
15. pack a mean punch
16. always have the best snacks
17. will make you walk the plank if your not as cool as them
18. start all the major fashion trends
19. don't go crying to their mommies ... like ninjas
20. know how to handle a lady
21. knows how to DAG people better then ninjas
22. have pretty cool boots
23. get all the tasty rum
24. have pretty good cursive
25. have more extended vocabualary then ninjas
26. are absolutley amazing!!!
ARRRR!
Arrr...me matey! I'm a pirate!

Joe: Dude, pirates rock.
Greg: Iknow, they're totally better than those retarded ninjas!
Cindy: My dad's a pirate.
Joe/Greg: Cool...
by Marsha/Betty October 13, 2006
 
15.
A hot girl/woman that is refered to have lots of booty and a treasure chest. (has a nice ass and boobs).
1. Fuck man! That girl I hooked up with last night was a pirate!

by BUFFALO MOON October 26, 2007
 
16.
A codeword for a good looking person. Good for when you're with you're girlfriends/gay friends and talk about the lucky fellow without their knowledge.

Pirate!!!!

What?! Where?!

Over by the gay porn! The one with the nipple ring!
by frankie [monster.] November 04, 2006
 
17.
Doing a girl doggie style. pull out. spit on her back so she thinks that you blew your load. she turns around. you spud in her eye then kick her in the shin
pirates read above
by john doe jr the 69 February 28, 2009
 
18.
to download illegaly, usually music or movies
john: i downloaded the new 50 cent cd last nihgt for free
chris: um you know it's illegal to pirate music, right?
john: shhhh!
by kate w. October 16, 2005
 
19.
The most freaking awesome thing ever to walk the face of the earth
Damn, thats one sexy pirate
by RheAnna June 06, 2005
 
20.
1) One who freely and illegally downloads software, music, movies, or any other form of copyrighted data.

2) The act of downloading this stuff.
ARRR! ME SCALLIES! I JUST PIRATED ME A COPY OF ALESTORM'S NEW ALBUM!
by Yer da =] June 10, 2009
 
21.
Back in the day, pirates were deadbeats, missing limbs, and yelling "ARRRR". They would go pillaging and raiding, and stealing everything they could find, on their 1700s boats.

Today, pirates are teenagers who host and seed downloads for P2P clients and Torrent servers, sharing software, music, and video.
Limewire
Kazaa
Bearshare
Napster
BitTorrent
BitComet
Aries
AudioGalaxy
^^^^^^^ Heaven for Pirates
by gplpark92 September 17, 2006