Pirate hook

A penis with a curvature of more than 60 degress.

Chase's penis is so curved when his girlfriend saw it she said, "Aurg, ye got a pirate hook."

by Mo-lester July 16, 2015

Pirate hook

When you decide to take the monster shit you've been holding back all day but because of the immense pleasure of the shit exiting your butt cheeks you get a hard on. The head of the penis becomes trapped beneath the rim of the toilet acting as a hook.

I went to Somalia as soon as I broke my friends toilet rim because of the pirate hook.

by xvortim January 2, 2018

Pirate hook

A penis that is crooked or bent in an in even way.

Wow Morgan really has a small pirate hook

by The mad header July 8, 2015