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Pirate Mike is A Douche Bag.

He likes to Dress Up As a Pirate and Tell Women he knows Kung Fu, so He Can TRY TO Impress Them and Get Laid.

Pirate Mike has a boat in Dana Point Harbor and Belongs to the Yacht Club and Fucks Guys in the Ass on the Side.
"Watch out for Pirate Mike, HE WILL TRY TO IMPRESS AND FUCK YOU."
by Suzy Quinn November 06, 2013

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