Step 1: Do her/him from behind. Pull out before ejaculating and Spit on lower Back
Step 2: When the person turns around, you cum in their eye, which they will tend to by covering it with their hand, creating the effect of an eye patch. They will also make a weird grunt sounding much like a Pirate saying ARRRRG.
Step 3: Wait for the person to get up. Immediatly, once standing, kick that person in the shin, creating the effect of the peg leg
Step 4: Sit back and laugh at the person hopping around on one leg, covering their eye while screaming Arrrrrg from the top of their lungs!
Alex-"Did you laugh while she jumped around screaming ARG from the top of her lungs?"