I'd rather poke my eyes out with scissors then hang with that pipe cleaner.
Dude what a friggin pipe cleaner that guy was....
Dude # 2: "Sure. Erythromycin? Cat, you need a stronger pipe cleaner than that!"
Dude # 1: Yeah like what?
Dude # 2: "Penicillin,maybe even Draino, if you scored with that hoochie you left the club with last week, yuk yuk!"
B: I'll take one later. My pipe cleaner is waiting next door
A: Oh, I didn't know. Hey, can I take a shower real quick? I'm going to meet my bitch in 30 minutes and she doesn't like smelly dicks at all!
B: WTF! That biatch next door is doing it for free. Why wasting all that water. Let her clean your pipe!
A: Sounds like a plan :)