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According to Bootsy's Rubber Band, the Pinocchio Theory states that if you fake the funk, your nose will grow. This is later seen in Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk.
“If you fake the funk, your nose will grow.” -Bootsy Collins, in "the Pinocchio Theory."
by DepecheMoses October 31, 2006