|1.||Pink Flannel Wife|
A boring mousy woman who is inexplicably married to a sexy attractive man way out of her league.
A Pink Flannel Wife also has no sex drive and thinks that withholding sex from her much better looking spouse will keep him from straying.
See Marissa Tasker on All My Children, the original Pink Flannel Wife
He will soon tire of his pink flannel wife and go find a real woman.