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The pink eye you never want to get, but do so after pulling off a successful "sleeping conrey"...
Your buddy falls asleep, then you tea-bags their eye sockets, then you punch them in the stomach when you are in position, then the tea-bagee slams their head forward right in to the ass of the tea-bagger.

It's a quadruple threat once the "Pink Eye Surprise" kicks in from the fecal matter that got in your buddies eye.
by Big Dong Hong Kong April 15, 2010