Perhaps the stupidest sport in the Pingry Middle School, in Martinsville, NJ. The girls think that they are so cool, just because it's soccer but no. Really, only boys can play soccer and the girls who play here are just unspirited and annoying. They try to make themselves feel better about themselves by putting down Pingry Field Hockey, but really they are just jealous of them. They have no good spirit and are just uncool.
Captain: hey guys we are playing a Pingry Girls Soccer game today... wanna come?
Boys: Nahh, soccer is gay when girls play. I'm gonna watch field hockey instead