Dude 2: What happened Dude 1?
Dude 1: You're my best friend Dude 2, you've gotta help me out here. My girlfriend refuses to give me a bj, because my cum is too salty.
Dude 2: You've come to the right guy. The answer is - Pineapples.
Dude 1: You asshole! You told me to use pineapples to get my girlfriend to give me a bj. She's in the goddamn ER now!
Dude 2: What?!
Dude 1: I smashed the pineapple on her head so she would give me a freakin' bj, but she landed up in the hospital!
Dude 2: You mother fucking waste of oxygen, you had to EAT the fucking pineapple to make your cum sweet! You're a bloody moron!
Dude 1: Ohhhh... My bad
a)A residance under the sea, best for sponges.
b)A fruit, very prickly, that has no place on a pizza(growls), best not to be inserted up the ass.
c)A term for a brunette who is so freakin stupid.
d)A stupid grenade every1 mentions, but as it can kill people, we will mention it. (Great for hoe fights)
b)The fruit ya dumbasses.
c) Has brown hair and says the word "like" a lot and is so slow its funny. (aka. violet crumble(as in the candybar))