Guy #2) Eh, she's a pinata... I keep hopin' that if I hit it enough times, money will fall out.
Guy #1) Oh. Right.
Me: "Actually, he's a piñata. He puts on this front as a womanizer and a douche bag, but is the nicest person."
"Dude, i found this golden oldie station on the road back from DC, it was friggin piñata!"
"Its totally piñata to find an extra ten bucks in your pants you forgot about right before going out"