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3.
A stupid pratt; a wazzock
He accidentally emailed page of dirty jokes to his boss's wife - the pillock.
by martin November 12, 2003
 
1.
A man who has dropped a major bollock. Not nescessarily a stupid bloke, rather, one who has done a stupid act.
You great Pillock, why in God's name did you grab her arse?
by Tosher February 10, 2002
 
2.
A person who commits a stupid act or one who's stupidity backfires.
"You burnt the toast AGAIN !? thats three times now, you pillock".
by London El Vis September 26, 2005
 
4.
A British word for an Idiot or a real jerk!
For not helping me out and loosing my keys, you are a real pillock
by Dirk Patrick April 15, 2006
 
5.
Person with one bollock ,now a derogatory term used to describe a generalised twat
That Chris Hodgson,he's a right pillock
by CAMRAMAN June 18, 2004
 
6.
Someone who is stupid and has made a mistake!!
Example

WHAT WERE YOU DOING YOU FECKIN PILLOCK!!!!!!!!!


See jemper for another word to insult people with...
by Ryanzinhio May 11, 2005
 
7.
Noun for Idiot, fool. Originally a slang term for the penis but fairly inoffensive now its this meaning has been forgotten. Derog. ref British Slang Dictionary
You silly pillock, why did you do that for?
by John van Rooy May 01, 2002