After every rainstorm at least one classroom becomes a designated swimming pool.
Most students are either too dumb or too poor to get drugs so many snort salt and smoke oregano.
Student apathy is a must, and those without it transfer to a private school, such as LaSalle or "Mendricken"
The sports teams all are awful except for the girls soccer team for some strange reason. So in closing, don't screw with the girls there because they all obviously know how to kick hard.
PHS Student: "Pilgrim High School"
Random Person: "I'm so sorry.."