Pilbo 

When you have a boner in a situation that is not conducive to boners and you are forced to furtively reach down and tuck your wanger upwards, against the waistline of your pants. The resulting protrusion of the head is known as a "pilbo".

Man, I got the weirdest boner in chem today. I tried to wait it out, but when the bell rang, I had to cut my loses and rock a pilbo.

Pilbo by hambronius jones August 6, 2010

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meow pillow.com by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2020

Pillock 

A British slang word, in context meaning "you idiot." Also; a word used extensively by James May.

James May: Hammond you Pillock!
James May: Clarkson, you infantile pillock!

Pillock by SierraJuliet March 16, 2019

Pildo

A portmanteau of Pegging and Dildo. More specifically a strap-on dildo that a woman uses on her man to give him the pegging of a lifetime. This is how men who do not yet know they are gay, or hiding the fact they are gay, enjoy sexual intercourse with a female

My beard Angela came over last night and I asked her to wear the pildo and jam it up my ass with a thick coating of sliquid warming sensations. It was incredible feeling her massage my prostate with a rubber peen.

Pildo by PeenMasterJam January 6, 2019

plop pillow

Toilet paper dropped in the bowl before taking a shit so the water doesn't splash up on you.

No way was I going to get any water from that dirty toilet on me, I'm making a plop pillow!

plop pillow by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

lap pillow 

When a female allows a male to lie down on her lap.
Commonly occurs in anime, and Japanese regions.

"My girlfriend let me use her as a lap pillow when I was crying"

lap pillow by Enophyis January 24, 2018

Crack Pillow

An old pillow that is used way past it's expiration date without a pillow case and it turns yellow.

Look in the background of that American/Swedish streamers stream. He still has the pillow he used as a kid - it looks like a crack pillow.

Crack Pillow by Gallatyn March 5, 2022