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Pugsleys Law 

Variant of Sods Law / Murphys Law.

The theory that what can go wrong will fix itself when you call IT to show them the fault.
Man 1: I've got this problem with my PC.
Man 2: Okay, can you show me what's wrong please.
Man 1: Pugsleys law it'll work now - see!
Pugsleys Law by slixtream February 8, 2010

The dirty pugsley

Someone's hand-me-down, because someone fucked something up so bad, someone else had to come fix it. Which leaves them fat, sad and lonley.
Why do I always get the dirty pugsley?
The dirty pugsley by Main Shear October 29, 2019
(also, pugince, kev, gimp) a pugsley is an extemely rare species (only one known specimen exists today) which translates to a horrible mess of a human being. Pugsley can usualy be found in a suberb called mansfield, usually late at night on thursdays, fridays, saturdays.
typical characteristics to look out for when pugsley spotting are horrible plastic permanantly grinning face, lack of motor co-ordination and excessive shouting/bad language due to alcohol abuse.
when not excessively drinking a pugsley will often be found in a local gymnasium working out as a pugsleys only goals in life are to get 'massive' and mate with female human beings. it must be noted that a pugsleys mating habbits are purely for pleasure/adding notches to the bedpost and not for re-production.
to ensure a genuine pugsley, some comments / statements it may verbally re-produce are as follows:

like it do ya?

not get better than this duck

'ahhhh ha'

wannalend me some money?... maybe

ya don't know owt about... (followed by what every the pugsley is showing off about at that precise moment in time)
pugsley by snake derek December 14, 2008
The male genitalia - penis, dick, or cock.
He pumped his pugsley all night long.
pugsley by Hosehead January 7, 2004
A cute pig with an inquisitive mind and a big heart. He is beloved by everyone. Enemy of the evil Piglet. Looks great in pyjamas
Guy 1: Who’s that?!
Guy 2: How do you not know Pigley?! He’s the best pig in the world!
Pigley by Bear-Beau January 3, 2021

piggley wiggley 

a very cute name for a piggy that is so fat it wiggles when it walks!
piggley wiggley by juney luney September 18, 2008