A pigler is a term used for the sad excuse of a penis sported by douche bags such as Luke. A pigler is very small, has a hard time becoming erect, and usually is only accompanied by one testicle. Pigler's are very unpleasurable. If the owner of a pigler sees an sttrachtive young lady, their pigler usually shrivels up inside his body, sometime hiding in there for weeks.
Luke took Madilyn out on a nice date, bought her things, and acted like a totally different person all in hopes that she would pleasure his pigler the way his mom does every night after supper out in the van.