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A Pigeon is basically your average valley girl, only meaner, and more ignorant. Pigeons tend to say things like, "Is cancer a sexually-transmitted disease like AIDS?". Pigeons can also be boys. Pigeon-boys, while mean and ignorant, are the type of guys that go to Warped Tour just so they can brag to their friends about going. They don't usually like the music, although they might know all the words.

Word Founded By: Chasity Harlan
Pigeon-girl: Imagine you're walking down the hallway at school, in a long black dress with black tennis shoes, and all of a sudden, you hear these giggles. You realize (dum dum dum) they're pigeons. As soon as you realize this, one squeals, "OMIGAWD! Wearing tennis shoes with a skirt?!?!? That is *such* a fashion no-no!" More giggles after that. A few months later, you see the same flock wearing skirts and matching tennis shoes. Oh, the irony.

Pigeon-boy: Metrosexuals in trucker hats. They're the kind of guy who asks someone out just to get a reply. No matter what your answer is, they'll stalk down the hallway, throwing an "I was just kidding" over the shoulder back at you. But occasionally, they'll drag it on for a day or tow just to see how long it takes you to realize that they don't actually like you. Now, keep in mind, pigeon-boys are not your average, run-of-the-mill jocks. Oh, no. They are a much more ancient, primal breed. Yes, even more primal than the jocks who seem to communicate entirely through grunts (jockspeak).

We cannot let these inferior breeds muddle our less inferior, but not quite superior ones.
by Chasity Harlan January 01, 2005
1. Slang for African Americans, usually in the Southern states. They are like pigeons in that, all they do is sit around, eating other people's food, taking all the hand outs they can get and shitting on people.
"Hey! You believe those ignant pigeons is askin fo mo FEMA money and food vouchers?"
by Michael W M August 12, 2006
A word used to express one's act of stupidity.
"Why you actin' all pigeon for?" said Mary to Emely and Ryna.
by Ryna (Rynaran) Neang June 24, 2005
1. Slang used by members of Alcoholics Anonymous to refer to new female members (cf. 'Pigeon Fucker').

2. Slang used by members of Alcoholics Anonymous to refer to any new members/sponsees (archaic - this meaning has largely been abandoned and is currently used primarily by 'old-timers' with twenty or more years of sobriety).
1. Man, there's a lot of pigeons in this meeting. And some of them are FINE. Too bad about that one-year rule.

2. My pigeon called me today to talk about her fourth step.
by Bill Wilson March 12, 2006
A gold-digger who only wants to fuck you for your money.
by true June 28, 2003
Chris! Chris looks like a pigeon.
Get here ya pigeon!
by Mr. Dude January 13, 2004
Someone who locks themselves in their room. They love getting pokey stix and taco bell. They also love doing lab reports. They usually will cough when starting to talk. Most of their time is spent on the phone with their mother. Often times she will order him pokey stix. This person also does not shave, causing them to get a "blackbeard". They also shower at weird times, like 2am. These people also have been known to shower with a bathing suit on. They also take their shirts off to take a shit. One time, the pigeon peed all over the bathroom floor, because he missed the toilet. If you find a pigeon living near you, please be careful, offer to order him pokey stix and he will not attack you.
" pigeon, why does the bathroom smell like pee"
" i missed the toilet and got it all over the floor"

"pigeon, drive me to taco bell"
"go away, im on the phone with my mom"
"come on pig, ill buy you a taco"
"ok fine, lets go"

"pigeon, wanna hang out"
"i cant, have to write lab report"
by gumby's delivery guy December 11, 2006
1) Some kind of fucking bird we never see on the west coast and new yorkers apparently hate.

2) A chickenhead

3) A pushover guy, a sissy, a fancy-lad, a sucker fighter.
1) wtf that pigeon shit all over my fake burberry.

2) Watch Friday. Check out that bitch tryina get up on Chris Tucker. Yah. Pigeon.

3) From "Enter the Dragon":

John Saxon: Looks like we got ourselves a real pigeon here.

Jim Kelly: *nods sagely*
by Ianz May 10, 2006