A Pigeon is basically your average valley girl, only meaner, and more ignorant. Pigeons tend to say things like, "Is cancer a sexually-transmitted disease like AIDS?". Pigeons can also be boys. Pigeon-boys, while mean and ignorant, are the type of guys that go to Warped Tour just so they can brag to their friends about going. They don't usually like the music, although they might know all the words.
Word Founded By: Chasity Harlan
Pigeon-girl: Imagine you're walking down the hallway at school, in a long black dress with black tennis shoes, and all of a sudden, you hear these giggles. You realize (dum dum dum) they're pigeons. As soon as you realize this, one squeals, "OMIGAWD! Wearing tennis shoes with a skirt?!?!? That is *such* a fashion no-no!" More giggles after that. A few months later, you see the same flock wearing skirts and matching tennis shoes. Oh, the irony.
Pigeon-boy: Metrosexuals in trucker hats. They're the kind of guy who asks someone out just to get a reply. No matter what your answer is, they'll stalk down the hallway, throwing an "I was just kidding" over the shoulder back at you. But occasionally, they'll drag it on for a day or tow just to see how long it takes you to realize that they don't actually like you. Now, keep in mind, pigeon-boys are not your average, run-of-the-mill jocks. Oh, no. They are a much more ancient, primal breed. Yes, even more primal than the jocks who seem to communicate entirely through grunts (jockspeak).
We cannot let these inferior breeds muddle our less inferior, but not quite superior ones.