pig whistles

From the German "Ich glaube mein Schwein pfeift" (=" I can't believe it"), which is often translated as a joke by the Germans into the wrong translation "I think my pig whistles". Mostly used by boomers.

Joachim: "I have explosive diarrhoea for the 17th day in a row."
Hans-Jörg: "I think my pig whistles!"

by honkadorer69 July 4, 2022

Pig Whistles

Heavy, cumbersome breasts that are so large they emit a high pitched squeal.

"Gianna Michaels pig whistles just nearly perforated my ear drums."

by Horrence Bull July 16, 2013

Pig and whistle

Some one digs there face in the asshole of another person like a pig eating and then blows on the

Any man can give a pig and whistle but a real man receives a pig and whistle on the gaping asshole to make a noise like blowing on a bottle cap

by Espinola brothers March 9, 2019

whistle pig

The ridiculous and hillarious northern Pennsylvania term for a ground hog.

Thank goodness that whistle pig that was digging up my yard became road kill.

by Concierge March 26, 2005

whistle pig

Southern term for ground hogs.

A whistle pig ran across the road and we almost hit it.

by bamagirls September 22, 2014

Whistle Pig

A huge slut of a girl that you can get to come over simply by whistling at her.

I cant believe Ben is actually going to sects up that slam donkey. All he did was look at her and that whistle pig was jumping into his PT Cruiser in no time.

by mooseshadows March 5, 2015

Whistle Pig

Penis

It took him 12 hours to manscape because he kept stroking his slick whistle pig.

by Lee R. Moss July 7, 2015