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2.
The act of seagulling, but defecating upon the victim at the same time. (usually done whilst the victim is asleep)
"Haha, Tim's asleep, shall I pidgeon him?!"
by zingit May 25, 2005
 
1.
The act of inserting a pidgeon in some-one else's anus, used as an act of retaliation, a proposition, a statement or a question.
A Statement: "David is a dirty pidgeoner"

A Threat: "If you don't stop looking at me I'll give you a good pidgeoning"

A proposition: "If you go get the lube I'll let you do the pidgeoning"

A question: "Would you like a sandwich or would you rather I stuck this pidgeon up your arse?"
by Dr. Gonzo December 20, 2004