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Hip, with-it; one with a deeper understanding on life, love, and spirituality. The person you want to be.
"Bob Dylan was crazy pide, too bad he died so young."

"Michael Jackson reeks of pide."

"Jesus is the epitome of pide."
by Armon Anor July 17, 2009
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Also known as "pike".

1. Someone who makes plans & pulls out at the last moment. This person may also possess characterists of a pide; That being greasy, fat & filled with cheese.

2. One who is infamous for unreliability.

3. One who is known to make intricate, detailed plans, but not follow through.
Ah, fuck! Aaron pided again. That greasy piding fuck!

I bet Pide will pide out again! He's such a fucking pide.
by Shano the poof February 22, 2007
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Also known as "pike".

1. Someone who makes plans & pulls out at the last moment. This person may also possess characterists of a pide; That being greasy, fat & filled with cheese.

2. One who is infamous for unreliability.

3. One who is known to make intricate, detailed plans, but not follow through.
Ah, fuck! Aaron pided again. That greasy piding fuck!

I bet Pide will pide out again! He's such a fucking pide.
by xomz February 21, 2007
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male genitalia with the end closest the scrotum being a pin and the other end being part chode
gross dude!! his pide was swinging back and forth like a smashing ball
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