|1.||Picnic Bench Super Hero|
. A lazy super hero who does not actually move off of it's Picnic Bench.
. This hero does not fight crime, lecture, act morally, or do much of anything for that matter.
. Is lazy
The only known Picnic Bench Super Hero is Roxanne.
"Would you get off of your ass, what're you, a Picnic Bench Super Hero or something?"