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A national fraternity dedicated to the aspects of community "service". Pi Kappa Alpha, or "Pike" for short, has a long history of homosexual activity, pioneered by alumnus fitness guru Richard Simmons. Pikes frequently save water by showeing with each other, and are known for wiping each others asses with their own tongues, hence th term "chocolate swirl". Their commitment to man-on-man activity allows girls to go to parties knowing they won't get hit on. Pi Kappa Alpha was also home to the first fraternity paddle, used then as a type of foreplay.
Fraternity Rushee #1: The best-looking girls on campus are always around SigEp, Kappa Sig or Sigma Chi. It'll be a tough decision!
Fraternity Rushee #2: Not for me! I love my ass being pounded prison-style, and Pi Kappa Alpha is known for that! I'm going Pike!
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