Phyx is the greatest Warlock in the World of Warcraft. No one can match his greatness, and he cannot be defeated.
He is the king of one-shots, and the grandaddy of PvP. He is above all, and people worship him in the realms of Azeroth and Kalimdor.
Enemies flee from him, and everyone wants his alligence. He smites all of those not worthy, and those who are worthy are granted his trust and a taste of his unfathomable power.
Not one can stand against him, he is an unstoppable being with a quench for blood. He IS God.
"Phyx's Shadowbolt crits you for 5345."
Random Noob says: WHAT THE FUCK, HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?