Phrump

When a overweight man rubs his tummy on an unsuspecting victim, while trying to accomplish a task.

Bob: Did you see what Tony did to me?
Frank: What did he do?
Bob: He totally phrump me! Rubbed his sweaty belly on me try to reach for a napkin!

by The phrumper November 23, 2021

the act of farting on a girls vagina making the "phrump" sound.

tryna phrump?

imma phrump you!

i phrumped emily so hard last night! it was amazing phrumpage.

by Rabbi Gruber December 7, 2011