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when you are completely wasted (drunk, stoned, high) and you see this girl and she is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen, you get with her, wake up the next morning lying next to a drain turtle

*When you are so intoxicated that everything looks good
Dude i was so wasted last night i had on my photoshop eyes and woke up looking at this drain turtle
by Zaamie July 07, 2011

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