A phoner is a someone who has entered a store of some type while on their cellular device and who then attempts to perform some form of business transaction with a clerk. They use rudimentary forms of gestures and facial expressions to try and inform the clerk of the item they would like to purchase. They rarely use words and if they do it is in low tones, so that they are not rude to the person on the other end of their conversation, but also so they will be nearly inaudible to the clerk.
Clerk: One day I am going to shove a cell phone down a phoner's throat.
Clerk: I just had to help ANOTHER phoner. Why can't they just ask the person they are on the phone with to "Hold on a moment."?
Clerk: I hate phoners; they are so rude!
Clerk: I just hung up that phoner's phone while they were in mid sentence! (This is usually fallowed by a high-five from another clerk.)
The act of achieving an erection while sexting.
Vicky: Did you get that picture I sent you last night?
Michael: Yeah, definitely got a phoner from it.
Portmanteau of the words phone
The distinct bulge that occurs when one wears pants that are too tight, and attempts to store their phone in the pocket of said jeans. Resembles the bulge generated by an erect or semi-erect penis
"Did you see the phoner Hilary was rocking this afternoon? She looked like Ron Jeremy in emo jeans. "
When a girl mistakes a guy's cellphone for his penis.
Girl: Oh my, what is that in your pants???
Guy: Sorry, that's just my phoner...
A bulge in one's pants that is created by a cellular device located in the pocket of said pants.
John had a rather large phoner after forcing an iPhone into his skinny jeans.
Wearing skinny jeans and having a phone in your pocket. The phone gives a similar appearance to a boner.
Dude! I can see your phoner!
A Phoner is a mistaken boner in your friends pants, which is actually a cell phone that has fallen too far into a front pants pocket( Right or Left) of your friend.
" Dude? are you poppin' a stiffy HERE?"
" Dude, relax, its just a phoner"
Sexual arousal caused by sudden vibrations. Usually accompanied by ridiculous rings tones, need I say more?
Cindy: So then I was all like I'm going to shove my-
*Nigel's cellphone begins to ring in his pants pocket*
Cindy: Are you going to answer that?
Nigel: Answer what?
Cindy: Your phone, it's been ringing for a good 2 minutes....
Nigel: Oh, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT you're RIGHT! I TOTALLY wasn't even paying attention.
Cindy: Were you getting another one of those BLOODY Phoner's! Nigel I told you to keep your God Damn phone in your jacket pocket I can't believe your getting ONE-On at the dinner table with my parents right beside you.