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When you are on the phone with a friend and they say something and you hear a totally different thing, usually making absolutely no sense what-so-ever!.
John: I think my dogs need grooming.

Mike: You dogs knee is blooming? WTF?

John: I think you have phonelexia!

Maria: I was thinking about putting on sweats.

Mario: You're playing with sluts?

Maria: no asshole, do you have phonelexia or something? Go play with your own sluts you ass bag dumb fuck!

Mario: I probably do have that and why do you want me to play with your sweats in a grass bag dump truck?

Maria: Sigh *click*
by StacyPoo June 20, 2011
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