| 1. | Phone skitzophrenic | ||
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When one acts like a completely different person to who they really are when talking to someone on the phone i.e. their parents. Guy 1: "Hey dude should we go to that bar tonight and get blazed?
Guy 2: "Hell yeah!" 'Phone rings' Guy 1: "Oh shit it's my mom. (Answers phone) - Hey mommy, ya everything is just fine, I'm just at the movies with a friend. I'll see you later. Love you." Guy 2: "Dude, you are totally a phone skitzophrenic." |
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