My phone was stolen, so now I can't appear busy by pretending to text somebody on my phone. Wait...How am I going to instagram this?!!
I really took having my iphone for granted after I was without one for only 3 days. Now that I have a new one, I am proud to join the rest of the world again.
2,000 minutes later, where u at?
Me: Honey, you know your on a minutes now, you went over your plan 1200 minutes, your "phone sick"